Rebooting is for Cheesecakes.

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veruca-assault:

ms-kawesome:

The next time a man starts yelling at you, cut him off and tell him you just can’t talk to him when he’s being so emotional.

I have done this and can confirm that is a LOT of fun to watch them implode afterward.

androidelf:

*takes the collar off my dog* ur nakey

atomicflan:

gryffindorgay:

“According to Greek mythology, humans were originally created with four arms, four legs, and a head with two faces. Fearing their power, Zeus split them into two separate beings condemning them to spend their lives in search for their other halves.”

~Plato’s The Symposium.

How many times will I reblog this? “Always.”

We did it at school. The myth also says that the pairings could be male/female, male/male or female/female (just sayin’)

(Source: eternalseptember)

johnegbort:

uʍop ǝpısdn pǝuɹnʇ pǝddıןɟ ʇoƃ ǝɟıן ʎɯ ʍoɥ ʇnoqɐ ןןɐ ʎɹoʇs ǝɥʇ sı sıɥʇ ʍou

couldntpossiblycomment:

I just think it’s hilarious that this transition:

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Was included in the same script, and with the same director and editors, as as this transition:

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And this transition:

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And this transition:

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And this transition:

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assbutt-in-the-garrison:

hatewizard:

“THEY WERE JUST TEENAGERS” idk man I was a crazy, stupid, reckless, and unstable teenager but not once did I ever get the urge to kidnap, drug, and rape someone

AFUCKINGMEN

(Source: supreme-thunder-dragon)

paintdoktahwho:

11th doctor: haha…. got u good…. *dies*

ericscissorhands:

"Villain Epithets"

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foodchewer:

if ur looking for me i’ll be in the trash

iraffiruse:

The potatoes have escaped